- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Do you love me? No.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

How do you make a little girl cry?

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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