Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

knock knock who's there? faith

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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