How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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WEED!

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

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woman..parallel parking

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A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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