Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

How High is a Chinese man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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