- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Neither have I

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

This one time at band camp music was played.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

If i open this door you can go trough it

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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