- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

hey John will you make some copies

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

No your aunties a joke

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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