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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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