Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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Continents are large islands.

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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