Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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nipple

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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Guess what? I like trains.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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