Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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