Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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