What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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the bible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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