A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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A man goes to the potty.

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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K

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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NEVER

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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