- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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