- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Ms Leong Sux

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

I am quite mature.

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