Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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