- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

A man killed himself.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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