- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Are you gay? No. Ok.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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