- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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