- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

Replacement Referees

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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