One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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religion

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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