- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Womens basketball

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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