How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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the holocaust

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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