- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

I had friends on the Death Star.

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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