What? Yes.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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