- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

guest what i love pancakes

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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