What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

What? Yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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