What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

guest what i love pancakes

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

im a dragon, no im not

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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