Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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