- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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