What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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New mission: refuse this mission

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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Your mom

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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