- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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