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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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