- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

No

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Women's rights

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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