your mom is so stupid she got raped

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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