HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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