- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Whats two plus two? Miles

One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

KILL WHITEY

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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