Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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Jeff

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Religionh

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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