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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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What is red? A rock painted red

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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