- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

A sober Irish individual.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

"Knock knock..." "come in"

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

YES! EXACTLY!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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