- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

KONY 2012

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

Church.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

ur mum

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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