A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

What's circular and round A circle

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

A jew enters a mall.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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