- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Error 37.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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