- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??