- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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