old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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