What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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