- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

I had a submarine.... once

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

A blonde girl walks into a car.

A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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