- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

what goes woof ? A dog.

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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