How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Okay, after this one then...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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